I was excited by the important archaeological find reported under the headline "£10m Celtic coin hoard unearthed after search that went on for 30 years".
I assumed this story concerned the famous biscuit tin from which a previous regime at Celtic Football Club ran its financial affairs. Folklore has it that penny-pinching directors kept the club's resources in a McVities Assorted container.
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