PLEASE form an orderly queue all of youse who want to join the Royal Society for the Protection of Posh People.
It has been necessary to set up the RSPPP in the wake of complaints that ex-public-school types are being picked on and bullingdoned. Sorry, that should have read picked on and bullied.
Benedict Cumberbatch, the actor who plays the new Sherlock Holmes, says he is "castigated as a moaning, rich, public-school b*****d, complaining about only getting posh roles". Such a bind, that £30k-a-year education at Harrow.
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