SORRY, missed the start of the football season.

Was in London at the global school sports. Never saw so much running since I was at a wedding in Aberdeen and a free bar was announced. One pensioner travelled the 100 metres from kirk to hotel in under 10 seconds while hurdling two taxis (they were stationary; it was Aberdeen) and vaulting a double-decker bus standing at the lights by a deeply ironic use of his walking stick.

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