TEARS in my eyes on the Centre Court at Wimbledon.
Had just been Maced by big Serena after she had construed my guttural congratulations as something more sinister. The violence of her reaction was probably exacerbated by me insisting on calling her Senga.
It was, therefore, somewhat comforting to note that Oor Andy Murray must have also incurred the ire of Big Senga because he was greetin' as if he had just watched an entire Scotland fitba' match.
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