Playing fitba' in a Glasgow park took guts. And the tenacity of a dug

AAH, the stresses of the top-class athlete.

The list of ailments from the sporting superstar is endless. There is vertigo from inadvertently standing on their wallets. There is the repetitive strain injury from counting the dosh. And there is the confusion when they wander too near the little people.

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