I am writing this inside Ibrox Stadium, one of the finest football arenas in Britain, for Rangers’ opening night at home in the 2012-13 season. 

It is a lovely August evening, the grass is gleaming, and a very decent crowd is gathered.

The only problem is the opposition. And the future opposition.

East Fife are here for the opening round of the League Cup – not the stuff to have historically whetted the appetites of the self-renowned Rangers legions.

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