MY reader has already been appraised of my three-step plan to fitness.
But I will repeat it anyway. The first step is going to the gym. The second step is standing on a piece of equipment. The final step is to take three steps on it.
This dedicated regime has furnished me with a body that has more blubber than a whale with an over-eating disorder after a weekend away with the boys. Indeed, it has left me with more blubber than Kate Winslet winning an Oscar.
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