Breaking News: The SPL has just voted to allow The Rafael Nadal back into the Wimbledon semi-finals.
If Hawk Aye's reader is surprised by the humour of this remark there is a simple explanation. It came from Tam of Motherwell.
Petra Kvitova had problems when playing Elena Baltacha on Court 2 on Thursday. She said: "The shadows were terrible from the one side". If she thinks that's bad she should have been at Wimbers the year Cliff Richard sang.
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