New faces on the walk up from Southfields tube.

A purple Teletubby, aka Tinky Winky, collecting for some charity or other. Perhaps it was for children's TV personalities who have fallen on hard times. Anyway, the younger diarist reckons he might have seen his face before at Wimbledon. Maybe it was the year he and his doubles partner La La got knocked out by Charlie and Lola. Or perhaps – before this year's sterling performance from Jamie Baker – he was the British No.2.

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