White Paper Day or Tuesday, was a red letter day, as the SNP gave the green light with a blue print for Scotland's future with a white paper?

I'm colour blind…To some it was the longest resignation letter in history, to others a work of fiction and to some it was a great and historic work…

Here are ten things that weren't in the White Paper

1)    Brian Taylor's psychedelic braces.

2)    River City

3)    Pies / Fags / Death/The Bevvy/ Cholesterol/ Statins

4)    No mention of the FM's total weight loss/diet or what's happening to his old suits, are they renewed, taken in or charity shopped?

5)    Whatever happened to Sandy Thom?

6)    Wee Tartan clad westie dug toys for 70 brick for the gullible tourists.

7)    Roasted cheese or toasted cheese?

8)    Scotland being crap at football

9)    Racism, sectarianism, any 'ism' and despicable customer service

10) Pish Music.

It was one of those weeks that in future years we will look back on and ask, 'where were you and what you were you doing when you heard?' A JFK or 9/11 moment. Something that changes the cultural landscape forever.

No, I'm not talking about the White Paper…I'm talking about Brian, the fictional cartoon character and dog from Family Guy getting killed off. Is nothing sacred? Where's my Auden book? 'Stop the Clocks'…Let's stop John Hannah doing his Co-op 'good with food' voice-over…what page; oh here it is…

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone.

Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone…

No, stop I can't go on. He even mentions a dog and a bone in the first two lines. I can't take it anymore…I preferred Night Train anyway or I did until Vince Cable nationalised that poem as well.

How can anyone think about politics at such a time when a fictional cartoon- yes a fictional cartoon character has been killed off? OK, he was just a dog and a fictional cartoon dog that talked, liked a drink, a smoke, went out with women and thought he was a writer…I'm missing him already.

OK. Politics. By the start of the most historic day, white paper day, I excitedly got up and shaved while listening to the Today Show. James Naughtie, known to Nicola Sturgeon yer DFM, as Jim. Well James/Jim was his usual tough but fair and eloquent self, wee Nicknack? Well, it was still a bit early to get totally nippy sweetiefied. On a scale of 1 to 10 she was about 6.5 to 7. Her dander up but not quite on fuel gasket blowing alert.

I decided to follow the main man. What he says goes. When in doubt, look to the boss for answers. Listen to what the wee man has to say. So imagine my shock when he was there side-by-side on Radio 4 with NickNack - Wee Brian Donald BBC Scotland's political editor. There he was navigating through this momentous political day.  

By lunchtime, Alistair Darling revealed his super power black eye-brows, which allow him to read 670 page in 20 minutes. Darling claimed on Tuesday that the White Paper was a work of fiction. Don't waste it for me. Please tell me it's a couple of pages and has a Broons Annual in the middle.

By six o'clock wee Brian was talking to Jackie Bird and looked fair jiggered. By the end of the day he looked drained, maybe the significance of white paper Tuesday was getting to him or maybe the number of BBC outlets he appeared on in one day had gotten too much. By bed time as 'Sailing By; eased me to  slumber  I realised that all day we spoke of a White Paper and Alex Salmond yet not one joke about a betting slip with a three horse accumulator.

David Cameron came under fire for missing a St Andrew's Day reception at Downing Street. This is the same party, if you cast your mind back,that Kevin Bridges boycotted and lampooned on Twitter. It's a sentence you won't hear much so savour it. Credit to Cameron.

If I had to pick a group of Scots who irritate and annoy me then chef Tom Kitchin, Michelle Mone, Duncan Bannatyne and John Barrowman would be on it. The Saltire flag was apparently flown above Number 10, they must've wondered whose flag it was? If Barrowman and co showed up at my front door I'd head to the kitchen and grab a machete. If that's Downing Street's idea of Scottishness, then forget it.  

I always think someone's music taste is a great measure of them as people. So, when Ed Miliband was on this week's Desert Island Discs I tuned in to hear the music that shaped him. Sadly, it was as predictable as it was cheesy. A-ha and Robbie Williams, the odd Neil Diamond and a Paul Robeson to throw some heft into the mix.

The guests claim to have picked their own favourites but you can imagine his team of advisers trying to New Labour the selection up. He's a really nice guy but so is my window cleaner, I wouldn't want him running the country.    

It slipped under the news radar but Still Game had to add another five shows to their Hydro run. Politicians must be wondering why so many people want to see them? They say 'comedy is truth and pain'. Still Game connects with people. Will be interesting to see how they handle the referendum, the new dates are days after the vote.