AS usual, when tackling a crease on one of The Herald’s pages, I placed the paper on a worktop, slightly dampened the crease (November 9, Page 13, running from “the great stink to the invisible inebriates”), laid over it a length of toilet roll and ironed it. On the way down the now-flattened crease I saw that Boris Johnson had been making a pillock of himself. Again?

Thelma Edwards,

Old Comrades Hall,

Hume, Kelso.