Douglas McDougall fell and hurt himself following a drinking session celebrating Europe's famous 2012 victory over the US.
The chemistry and maths teacher - who has a PhD from Edinburgh University - then abused the ambulance team that attended him.
Dr McDougall, 58, taught children with additional support needs at Buchanan High, Coatbridge, North Lanarkshire.
Dr McDougall said: "I am repentant for the things I have done and I am deeply ashamed of the way in which I treated those professionals.
"It will stay with me forever."