TENNIS star Andy Murray has had a great few days in Glasgow, first with the David Cup and then with a charity invitation match. He was interviewed by some school pupils at the court with one asking if his mum Judy got upset with him occasionally swearing on court. Andy turned to see if Judy was in earshot before replying: "It was my mum I picked it up from."

SCHOOL camps continued. Says Ada McDonald in Cambuslang: "Dumbarton Education Authority in the mid 1950s had a residential school near Drymen for summer camps where I offered my services. After a fairly active day outdoors, I got them settled down and I happily headed for an early night. I was interrupted by a knock on the door accompanied by much stifled giggling. 'We couldnae sleep miss'. I sent them back to their room still giggling and could clearly hear, 'See, Ah tell’t ye she wouldnae use curlers'."

GREAT weather in Glasgow yesterday. As Iain Stirling passed on: "It's sunny in Glasgow, so some lad is in the arrivals hall at Glasgow Airport is saying to folk, 'Welcome to Alicante'."

GOOD to see the full flavour of a Glasgow conversation coming across on social media. As Glaswegian Ryan Bryceland told pals on Twitter: "Asked the burd in Krispy Kremes for five Nutella doughnuts, and she says, 'Have you got any nut allergies?' 'Aye pal, I'm planning suicide by doughnut'."

SOME fathers find looking after their young children a bit tricky. A Glasgow reader heard a chap in the pub tell his pals when he arrived: "I've just been screamed at by a five-year-old for eating the pieces I made for her imaginary friend."

THE National Health Service - it's great, and we won't hear a word against it. However a reader in Ayrshire tells us a chap at his golf club was recounting the other day: "I had a small operation for an enlarged prostate. I was taken in as a day patient and was home that night. I wouldn't mind if it wasn't for the fact that my dog had a similar operation and the vet insisted on keeping him in overnight."

WE asked for your Terry Wogan memories to mark his memorial service next week, and Bob Jamieson recalls: "I remember that many of the TOGS (Terry's Old Guys and Gals), wrote to the show with their own nom de plume. One in particular caught out Sir Terry to such an extent that there was dead air as he tried to regain his composure.

"He had read out a letter from a listener, whom from then he would refer to either with his first name or his surname, but never both. He was either Mr Hucker or simply Rudolph."

TODAY'S daftness comes from a reader who emails: "My cardboard girlfriend fell apart when I took her with me for a shower.

"I don't think she was cut out for that kind of thing."

THE gossip yesterday was Paul Hollywood being the only presenter from Great British Bake Off who has agreed to jump ship with the show next year when it moves to Channel 4. As Jack Monroe put it: "Buying Bake Off and ending up with Paul Hollywood is like buying a Beatles album, and when you get home it's got a Paul McCartney CD inside."

Or writer Brian Limond who mused: "Imagine Paul Hollywood left, then the other three jumped back in and shut the door."