IT was just dandy for Russell Vallance (Letters, April 25) to rise to the occasion and bring Scotland to your' Great British named-cake review with our own Dundee cake against inferior English products.

The coup de grace lies of course again with Dundee and Desperate Dan's iconic cow pie complete with horns sticking out ( thanks to creator Dudley D Watkins and publishers D.C. Thomson) and for lesser mortals, the award-winning Killie Pie.

Eat your hearts out English upstarts.

R Russell Smith,

96 Milton Road, Kilbirnie.