WITH Rangers chairman Dave King recognising only two of the most recent of Celtic's six consecutive Premiership titles, and Jeremy Corbyn, with 60 fewer parliamentary seats than the Conservatives, having polled almost one million fewer votes, acting as if he had won the General Election, it would seem that fake arithmetic has joined fake news in public discourse.

Accordingly, I have decided to adjust the figures for my age, weight, tax return and golf handicap.

The possibilities of computative flexibility are tempting if one is prepared to ignore fact.

R Russell Smith,

96 Milton Road, Kilbirnie.