COMIC book writer Mark Milar has declared be believes Creative Scotland should run the troubled arts agency like Hollywood?

What? Does Millar envisage bringing the casting couch to CS HQ, whereby arts company hopefuls have to sleep their way to the grant money?

And does the creator of the likes of Kick Ass plans to set up a studio system whereby artistes are contracted for longer than they are expected to live? Isn’t Hollywood characterised by false hopes, fake smiles and films being made that are as shallow as last week’s Scottish puddles?

At least 32 writers contributed to the script of the Flintstones. So many people read the script for Madonna’s Desperately Seeking Susan it was figured if the film were made there would be no one left to see it.

Director Ernst Lubisch once declared; “In Hollywood we acquire the finest novels in order to smell the bindings.” And one writer declared “Selling a script to Hollywood is like pimping your daughter.” Maybe the Hollywood example isn’t the best?