People say I'm so far up Tiger's behind he can't swing properly

As if the world didn't appreciate Eldrick Woods quite enough, David Feherty wants you to know that we mortals cannot conceive of just how stupifyingly brilliant Tiger's game really is and, more important, how thoroughly Tiger has changed everything. Feherty wants it known that his job isn't like covering Pele in his prime, or Muhammad Ali. It's like covering Da Vinci.