IF FMQs was surgery many participants would be sent to the back of the waiting list on medical grounds.
Blood pressure for a start. Have you seen these neck-bulging, angry, red-faced loons? Then there's obesity.
There should have been a fleet of ambulances outside Holyrood equipped with weapons-grade statins, anti-stroke drugs and full liposuction capabilities.
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