THE most popular event in Scottish politics yesterday was the inaugural Holyrood dog show, won by the SNP’s Emma Harper and Border Collie Maya. Judge Ruth Davidson brought her cocker spaniel Wilson. “Not named after Harold,” she insisted. It was fun for most, but not broadcasters, who were duty-bound to show MSPs of all parties for balance in the election. However no LibDem entered. Cue a scramble for archive footage of Willie Rennie doing things with animals. And as the infamous pig clip showed, that’s not always a good look. Meanwhile, the only thing the photographers seemed interested in was Nat Gillian Martin’s rescue greyhound - just as it cocked its leg against a jump.

TALKING of broadcasters, we hear BBC Scotland has a problem on its hands, or possibly feet. The politics unit wanted to use the main Pacific Quay studio for its election night show, but found to its dismay it was already booked for a Strictly Come Dancing spin off with Len Goodman. Insiders report something of a bureaucratic minuet is now underway to see who goes where.

WHEN his activists were knocking doors last Thursday, Willie Rennie sloped off to run in the Ochil Hills. “It helps me think,” he told Unspun. Running also made the SNP’s Aileen Campbell think twice. She spent election day limping around after it gave her a back injury. “Maybe I should do some yoga,” she muses. Ms Campbell is, you guessed it, the Minister for Sport.

EAST Renfrewshire hopeful Paul ‘Tory as F***’ Masterton (his words) seems to have wisely deleted a lot of his old Tweets, but Unspun still found some. Like his show of faith in Theresa May after she invoked Article 50: “Good statement. Please don’t f*** this up.” Charming!