Prescott and the Temple of doom

Confessions of a Diary Secretary, ITV1, 9pm You couldn't approach Confessions of a Diary Secretary without thinking its source material might provide any scriptwriter with problems. If you've read Westminster diary secretary Tracey Temple's confessions of her two-year affair with her boss, the less-than-svelte Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott, you'll know they amount to little more than a minor civil servant's mundane and girlish vapourings. Unique insights about the forbidden impulses that govern the human heart? Searing revelations from within the New Labour cabinet machine? Any quotes as memorably juicy as the one uttered by the scorned girlfriend of an equally bulky politician, Nicholas Soames: sex with him, she'd said, was "like having a fully loaded wardrobe fall on you with the key still in"?