Prior to The Herald, I lived a life of squalid drudgery, apart from 13 years on The Scotsman and five on The Shetland Times. I deplore life generally, seldom go out, and have a fear of cauliflower (raw and cooked). More details in my forthcoming autobiography, Hand Me Doon Ma Prozac.
Area 51, as esoteric readers will know, is a conspiracy-haunted US Air Force base in Nevada. Ward 20, as only the returning officer for Glasgow City Council knows, is the mysterious area known as Baillieston.