Moves are afoot to make all contenders for the British selection for the Eurovison Song Contest sing an Andy Murray ditty.

This follows the outstanding Hey There, Andy Murray just released on YouTube and the news that Keith Meisner, who penned Under the Lights (Song for Andy Murray), has been invited to sing on Murray Mound. There are reports, too, that the remaining Beatles are to reform to do a Murray concept record. It will be called the White Album to conform to Wimbledon's strict rules.

Currying favour. Sports nutritionists would be aghast, but Sloane Stephens has reached the third round of Wimbledon fuelled by a unique Indian diet, all purchased from a restaurant called Rajdoot in Wimbledon village.

The diary is far too gracious to indulge in bad taste gags about not wanting to be in the locker room immediately after she has been in, but judging by her press conferences this is clearly bordering upon an obsession.