'Can I have minute of your time, gents? Have you taken out a credit card, loan or mortgage in the last 10 years?' Picture: Herald Archive
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In my case, it lasts for 24 hours, 365 days a year. Yet as the nurse shifted the tartan blanket on my legs during The Herald planning conference, one had to feel some sympathy for Arsene Wenger, who appeared on the television in the corner displaying all the vibrancy of a can of Coke left on the sideboard for three days. With a stubbed out fag in it.
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