As Scottish rugby picks itself up after another disappointing RBS 6 Nations, and looks to revive its international fortunes under its newly restored manager, would it not be a good time for the SRU to rid itself of at least one self-imposed handicap to success?

I refer to the dreadful, dreary, downbeat dirge Flower of Scotland which passes for a national anthem. It is supposed to inspire players, whereas it can surely only have the opposite effect. Contrast the electrifying influence of La Marseillaise and Land of our Fathers on the players and supporters of Wales and France.

Let us consign Flower of Scotland to the dustbin. Let us replace this gloomy, Eeyore-ish drone, which even before kick-off seems almost to foreshadow resigned acceptance of another impending defeat. Let us replace it with one of Scotland's traditional songs which inspire marching into battle with heads held high. Three possible choices: The Hundred Pipers, Bonnie Dundee or – perhaps best of all – Scots Wha Hae. There are lots more. On to victoree!

I am a rugby ignoramus but love to watch internationals and go to see the Warriors. Sometimes it is hard to spot who is the captain. But not when big Al Kellock is there. He is so obviously in charge, bossing the lineouts, forcing the scrums and rucks and telling people what to do.

Can someone who knows about rugby explain to me why he was used so sparingly in the last series of pathetic internationals? And why is he no longer the obvious captain of the Scotland team?

O would some power the giftie gie us to see ourselves as others see us.

Last weekend, Walter Smith was bitterly complaining about what he perceived as the SPL Gang of 10's self-interested, greedy exploitation of Rangers' present travails as a means by which to weaken the influence of the Old Firm.

Could the above possibly be the selfsame predatory, self-interested exploitation of the weaknesses of other clubs that Glasgow's very own Gang of Two has so assiduously practised for well over a century?