SEEN written in the dirt on the back of an Asda van yesterday: "Horses in transit."'
From giggling schoolchildren to chirping mobile phones, noises off have a rich history of drawing ire from actors on the stage.
Two superb films this week have more in common than one might think given that one is, ostensibly, a thriller, the other a comedy about bourgeois intellectuals.
When he was 15 years old Danny Boyle pretended to be older so he could sneak in to see Stanley Kubrick's A Clockwork Orange.
FILM-MAKER Danny Boyle is convinced that the opening of Glasgow's Commonwealth Games next summer will not be unfairly compared to his Olympic opening ceremony.