IMAGINE that: all those years after Gordon Strachan was too wee to get over that advertising hoarding, and at last a growth spurt may help him for Scotland.
THE more excitable and embittered Celtic and Rangers supporters have never found it easy to accept the idea that the men managing their clubs are not the sworn enemies who would cross a street to avoid each other.
Dougie Freedman senior is at least closer to hand.
THE country is into its third month without a Scotland manager.
Ally McCoist greeted the new year with a glass of champagne at home with his family.