Cappielow might have all the old-world atmosphere that football traditionalists cherish, but in scenic terms the best you could say is that it is a good place to grind out an ugly win.
When your chairman steps on to the pitch to introduce your new star signing, and then manages to get the fellow's name wrong, you probably know that you are in for an unsettling afternoon.
Unpaid but unbowed, Jim Jefferies continues to reign in the Kingdom of Fife.
A late equaliser from veteran striker Martin Hardie gave Morton a valuable point from a six-goal thriller to bolster their promotion aspirations.
GIVEN what he was exposed to on a prev-ious visit to Hearts' ground, Neil Lennon could probably be forgiven if he was secretly wishing Wednesday's SPL game would be his last trip to Tynecastle.