Jane Vincent comes strutting onscreen to strains of angelic music, her sturdy legs clad in lacy tights and her lips gummy with tangerine lipstick.
AS the Scottish National Party MPs settled themselves into "Freedom Alley", as the former LibDem corridor in the Commons is now called, there has been a sense of optimism.
David Cameron will tell his Cabinet the Conservatives are the "real party for working people" as he meets with his most senior ministers for the first time.
A Conservative cabinet minister has admitted his party does not know where its planned £12 billion welfare cuts will come from.
Labour and the Conservatives opened up a new battlefield over jobs yesterday (FRI) as former Tory leader Iain Duncan Smith claimed 'zero-hours contracts' should be rebranded not scrapped.