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Will someone please ring the changes at call centre hell?

Look, it�s a bit of a toss up. Is �service provider� or �customer service� the greatest contradiction in terms in the English language?

Both are clearly oxymoronic. Let us start with the company which removes a not untidy sum from the monthly account in order to provide broadband "services" and technical "support". Or not.