What’s the story?

You’re going to need a comfier sofa.

Why?

Netflix has designs on your time, lots of it.

In what way?

It emerged this week that if a person wanted to watch all the available content on the US-based streaming service it would take four years.

That’s a lot of Wotsits.

It’s true. A report by Ampere Analysis for Ofcom calculated the number of hours of films and tv on Netflix, 32,600, and divided it by 8,760, the number of hours in a year.

Why is Ofcom interested?

The media regulator is looking at the impact on competitors of allowing the BBC to keep programmes on iPlayer for a year instead of a month.

How many hours of watching does iPlayer have?

5,100, or some way short of a year. Amazon Prime has 22,600, Channel 4’s All 4 10,120, and ITV Hub 2,950.

I’ll call work and tell them I’m taking the next four years off.

It’s not that simple. While you are working your way through the pile, new shows are being added all the time.

So in theory I could spend my life watching Netflix?

You do anyway.

I’m going to cut down immediately.

Have you caught The Crown yet? And Mindhunter? No? See you at Christmas.

ALISON ROWAT