Jackie Bird, TV presenter

Which school did you go to and when?

Udston Primary and Earnock High School, both in Hamilton. I left in 1979.

Top teacher?

A close call between my wonderfully eccentric French teacher, Mr Gilligan, and my laidback, pipe-smoking English mentor, Mr Goodwin. My music teacher, Mr Cunningham, had the patience of a saint, as I practically lived in the music department.

What was your worst year, or your best year?

Fourth year was my best because I got straight As in my O grades and thought I was invincible. Then along came the Highers and an academic wake-up call.

Were you hard-working or hard work?

So hard-working and diligent that I was probably hard work.

First team for everything or last to be picked?

Unspeakably unsporty. Slow, with all the grace of a baby elephant. Captains were more likely to pick the vaulting horse than me.

Belted, birched or bawled out?

Belted only once, by the primary school harridan, for talking. Not that I bear a grudge.

Sad to say bye or longing to leg it?

Howled like a baby when I had to go.

What do you wish they taught now?

Confidence. In the big bad world you can overcome so many other failings by self-belief.

Girls on tour - what was the best school trip you ever had?

Definitely the school cruise in primary 7 on the ubiquitous SS Uganda to Spain, Portugal and France.

It took my parents an age to save for it and it was the first time I'd been abroad. It's not an understatement to say that for me it was life changing.

For the first time, the girl from the Lanarkshire council estate realised there was a world out there and she wanted to be part of it.