1 We are saying goodbye to social media.

Two of the 10 most asked questions of Google this year turned out to be, "How do I delete Instagram? and "How do I delete Facebook?"

Given the accusations of human rights abuses and environmental violations in Myanmar that have emerged against the latter that is a pretty fair question in the circumstances.

2 Rubik's cubes are still a thing

Another of Google's most asked questions of the year was how to solve a Rubik's cube. Some of us gave up asking that around about 1983.

3 Brexit is still a skip fire

To be honest we could probably write this every week between now and next March and it would still apply.

4 Christmas is cancelled

If you're a journalist with an invitation to the White House Christmas party. The President. (let's not sully ourselves with a namecheck) has cancelled the festive media get-together. Not enough peace and good will to go round, we guess.

5 Christmas telly is going to be rubbish.

We have checked the Christmas bumper edition of the Radio Times and unless you like Mrs Brown's Boys its going to have to be Netflix