It has been 18 years since Still First aired on BBC One Scotland.
The Scots sitcom, which started in September 2002 orginated from Ford Kiernan and Greg Hemphill's previous show, Chewin' the Fat.
In that time they have produced nine series, over 60 episodes, sold out shows at the SSE Hydro and provided viewers with hundreds of laughs and memorable moments.
To celebrate the iconic show we have taken a look at some of the most memorable quotes to happen in the fictional part of Glasgow, Craiglang.
Which is your favourite quote from the show?
1. A like the PlayStation, do you like the PlayStation?
2. It's a pair ae these yer wanting. Permagrip. £19.99.
3. Isa: I might be talking too soon, but I think there will be a wee romance there.
Navid: Boabby, Give it a rest, Isa. He couldn’t get his h**e in a barrel of f*****s.
4. Ned: Feeches
Jack: Aye, feeches tae you tae son
Ned: NAW, a tennur fae each ae yees!
5. Open yer door, for I am a bogus gasman. With Fake ID and here to ransack yer hoose.
6. Victor: A pickled boaby.
Jack: That’s a belter in it? Aye if you had a big boaby like that you’d want to put it on display.
7. I, Winston, am King of Lecky
8. When life hands you melons, make melonade.
9. I don't mean to speak ill of the dead but, he wis a p***k
10. GET IT RIGHT ROUND YE FINPORT!
11. Isa, dae you mark yer diary tae get oan ma t*ts?
12. Barman: Top of the morning and the luck of the Irish.
Jack: That’s smashing. Which part of Ireland are you from?
Barman: Springburn.
13. Sconio oh sconio, how I wish that you were mine. Sitting on a tea plate covered in margar-yne.
14. Good theory Jack. Plausible. And it could've happened just like that, were it not for the fact that you are a greedy b*****d.
15. He who hingeth aboot getteth heehaw.
16. Steeevie, Steeevie.
17. Councillor: It gives me great pleasure to be here today.
Neds:Naw it doesny!
Councillor: I've watched Craiglang grow and flourish.
Neds: Naw ye huvny!
18. Two pints, p***k
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