RECENT letters have entertained us by giving grammatical errors in spoken English. Perhaps it is timely to offer advice on how to avoid such errors in written English. Here, in short, is How to Write Good:

Don't use no double negatives.

Make each pronoun agree with their antecedent.

Join clauses good like a conjunction should.

Verbs has to agree with their subjects.

Don't write run-on sentences they are hard to read.

Don't use commas, that aren't necessary.

Try to never ever split infinitives.

Its important to use your apastrophe's correctly.

Proof read your writing to see if you any words out.

Correct spelling is esential.

Iain MacInnes,

67 Fotheringay Road, Glasgow.