Pantomime

Beauty and the Beast, His Majesty's, Aberdeen

Mary Brennan

FOUR STARS

The theatre is full to bursting with primary school posses, all ready to boo, hiss, and cheer. In this version of an old story - now tweaked with lots of local colour by Alan McHugh - the youngsters have ample opportunity to do all three, while adults in the audience can also chuckle over the twists that make this the oddest holiday romance ever! Belle and her two chums have fetched up in Auchterdreich: they have nowhere to stay. Could cheery Mrs Potty (Elaine C Smith) sneak them into her master's castle? Now we know, if Belle doesn't, that there's a Beast behind those walls... and a scary-monster Kraken in the moat, all the work of Deadly Nightshade who went into a vile strunt when the Prince refused to marry her.

Will Belle (a sweet, but not saccharine, Maggie Lynne) come to love the Beast before the enchanted rose withers and dies? Will Belle's chums, Dame Kitty Brewster (McHugh himself, in full garish fig and punning form) and Boaby Brewster (Jordan Young, yet again turning numptiness into lovability), dish up a feast of cleverly-daft word-play - often at break-neck speed? Will wind also be broken? Will Elaine C Smith not merely join in the antics and patter but throw herself on a wrecking ball and wheech through the air in Miley Cyrus mode? Furryboots dae ye think ye are, ken? Well, the singalong cloot, with its Doric words to the tune of Agadoo, will make sure you know that this panto has again stayed true to its Majesty's roots. Now - watch out for that Kraken. It does exist. But maybe the roaming video camera is more of a threat - and it really reaches into the stalls!