Noxiously, it seems. Who would have thought? Or maybe it's just Fairy Goody who breaks wind each time she conjures a spell. Oh, if only Beauty's royally snooty ma had accepted that bodily functions are natural, then perhaps Goody would have lived up to her name and intentions. There would have been no impulsive curse. No rogue spindle. No century of Goody somehow making Beauty's future even more precarious. But then we wouldn't have had this wonderfully grotesque, rather scary, funny-peculiar show, so hurrah for that fart.
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