To start the Christmas count-down, here is Edwin Morgan’s response to the advent of the computer age. Well, perhaps Merry Chrysanthemum is not the worst of festive greetings!

THE COMPUTER’S FIRST CHRISTMAS CARD

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moppyjelly

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Jerryjolly

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Barrymerry

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