THAT time-honoured Scottish institution, the bidie-in - a much more endearing concept than its English equivalents of live-in lover or co-habituee - is the subject of an amusing two-part composition by Diana Hendry and Hamish Whyte of Edinburgh.
Here is the first section; tomorrow comes the reply.
BIDIE-IN -
APPLICATION
O let me be your bidie-in
And keep you close within
As dearest kith and kin
I promise I'd be tidy in
Whatever bed or bunk you're in
I'd never ever drink your gin
I'd be your multi-vitamin
I'd wear my sexy tiger-skin
And play my love-sick mandolin
It cannot be a mortal sin
To be in such a dizzy spin
I'd like to get inside your skin
I'd even be your concubine
I hope you know I'm genuine
O let me be your bidie-in.
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