IT'S an old line that shows that sick jokes go back a long way: "Apart from that, Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?" Significantly, when MC Stephen Fry tried a verbose rehash of the gag at this month's Baftas, it was he who died a horrible death in the theatre.
IT'S an old line that shows that sick jokes go back a long way: \"Apart from that, Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?\" Significantly, when MC Stephen Fry tried a verbose rehash of the gag at this month's Baftas, it was he who died a horrible death in the theatre.
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Daniel Day Lewis is hotly tipped to win an Oscar tonight for his role as America’s 16th president. Lincoln was a noted admirer of Robert Burns but Scotland’s involvement in the US civil war went far beyond poetic inspiration. By Colin Donald
No silence is worse than a celebrity-audience silence.
After Daniel Day Lewis's extraordinary feat of resurrection in the film Lincoln – hotly tipped at tonight's Oscars – it seems the murder of America's 16th president is almost as unfunny as it was at the time.
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Scotland and Lincoln
IT'S an old line that shows that sick jokes go back a long way: "Apart from that, Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?" Significantly, when MC Stephen Fry tried a verbose rehash of the gag at this month's Baftas, it was he who died a horrible death in the theatre.
No silence is worse than a celebrity-audience silence.
After Daniel Day Lewis's extraordinary feat of resurrection in the film Lincoln – hotly tipped at tonight's Oscars – it seems the murder of America's 16th president is almost as unfunny as it was at the time.
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