A 'teardrop' has been shed in pubs throughout Scotland with the
passing of the quarter gill. John Linklater investigates how publicans
and their regulars are measuring up to the metric change
DOWN at The Quarter Gill the regulars have their own way with whisky
weights and measures. They describe the difference between the old
imperial and the new metric units as a ''ba' hair'', a ''drip'', a
''teaspoon'' or, with a hint of sentimental farewell to a little piece
of Scottish heritage, a ''teardrop''.
Everyone agrees there is nothing much in it. The quarter gill might be
gone, another victim of EU directives, but there is no rush to rename
the pub. Certainly not to the 35 Ml, the spirits measure issuing since
the turn of the year from converted optics. At 90 pence it remains one
of the best value drams in the city of Glasgow.
That was how the pub got its name. It was a convenient way of
advertising the generosity of that reassuring measure which became a
trade mark of free houses, particularly in the west of Scotland.
Significantly, it remains one of three slightly defiant The Quarter Gill
public houses in the city. Therefore, we must be specific and state that
our research crawl began yesterday at The Quarter Gill in Oswald Street,
just around from The Arches theatre where the trains rumble from Central
Station.
It is comfortable and friendly. As competitive as the prices only in
the rush to get to the bar. The walls feature boxing photographs,
reflecting the previous professional background of licensee Willie Hart
who gained the Scottish middleweight belt in 1961. He admits he might be
considering a re-naming to The Old Quarter Gill, as a commemorative
touch more than anything else.
The transition has caused little stir. Few comments have been received
from regulars. The expenditure on new optics was #200 from an
Edinburgh-based firm, but with a life-expectancy of not much more than a
year, optics are regularly renewed in any case. The fact is that an old
quarter-gill shop going over to 35 ml measures is the least traumatic
place to be in the metric transition, except perhaps private golf clubs
and social clubs which are exempt from the legislation adopted by the
British Government in response to the directive.
Even so, regulars in The Quarter Gill are correct to discern a slight
difference in their haufs, however slight. A demonstration involving a
new 35 ml measure poured into an old quarter-gill pewter measure
revealed a hair's breadth shortfall. The quarter gill is a fractionally
larger measure, converting to 35.5 ml to be precise. As our survey
continued, taking us to The Quarter Gill on Dumbarton Road, we were
given the precise saving in spirits by licensee Ricky Monaghan. After
the conversion to the metric measures he saves a half measure of spirits
out of a 1.5 litre bottle on the optic. A profit of 50 pence, offset by
the requirement to display new optics, signs, and price-lists.
''I have just kept the prices the same at #1 for the new measure of
whisky. It is more of a nuisance than anything, but what is annoying is
that the quarter gill was an old Scottish measure and part of our
heritage.
''Regulars were joking about having to rename the pub. There was a bit
of a wind-up suggestion that The Quarter Gill would become an illegal
name. The measure may no longer exist, but there are pubs called The
Flying Horse or The Drunken Duck, and horses no more fly than ducks get
drunk. In 10 years' time we'll have people in here saying that they
remember the days of the real quarter-gill measures.
''It is unfortunate that the bureaucrats in Brussels have intervened,
and annoying when you look at any bar in Portugal, Spain, or Greece, or
just about any bar in Europe. They never use measures at all. The barman
just pours it out. Britain, with so many people and bodies that govern,
seems to be the only country upholding this directive. I have publican
friends in Ireland who are just refusing to go metric.''
There are other rumoured pockets of resistance in pubs around
Shettleston and Parkhead. Along Duke Street in Dennistoun there is
belligerence in signs outside pubs which still advertise prices for
quarter-gill measures. But the change to metrics seems, sadly, to have
coincided with the sudden demise of the third The Quarter Gill public
house. It closed a couple of weeks before Christmas, which may be
symbolic. Or maybe it was the chagrin of impending metrics that proved
the final straw.
Yet the relative fairness of the quarter-gill conversion to the 35 ml
measure remains a triumph for the Scottish Licensed Trade Association
which lobbied hard for this larger measure, retaining a semblance of
Scottish distinctiveness over the 25 ml measure adopted widely in
England to replace the sixth of a gill. Traditionally, the sixth of a
gill is most common in Aberdeen and the North of Scotland where the new
25 ml measure will dominate along with small price increases to take
into account the increase from an equivalent of 23.67 ml.
The problem area is the traditional fifth of a gill measure, prevalent
in most brewer-owned pubs and used widely in most pubs in Central
Scotland. The fifth is caught in a kind of no-man's land, converting to
28.4 ml, between the new 25 ml and 35 ml measures. The Scottish Licensed
Trade News reports that distillers are urging licensees to move upwards
to the 35 ml measures to encourage larger volume sales to offset lower
gross profit margins, but bar price increases are inevitable and
justified, even if this is liable to antagonise regulars.
The alternative for former fifth-of-a-gill houses is to drop to the
new 25 ml measures, offering 3.4 ml less spirits at an unchanged price.
This is the option offered to Billy Dallas at his Scottish
Breweries-owned local, which he declines to name, and he says that
regulars are highly unimpressed by the justification that the smaller
measure will subsidise new optics and ''retraining of staff''.
''That was what we were told over the bar,'' he scoffs. ''What
retraining? Are they teaching staff to haud their arm up shorter or
longer for the new metric measures? Without a doubt this is a case of
the punter being asked to pay the price of bureaucracy.''
Back at The Quarter Gill in Oswald Street, Alan Bruce is equally
resentful over the interference with Scottish measures. The narrower his
glass, the more he is convinced he is being diddled as he surveys his
double vodka. ''It is discrimination against the people, forced on us by
the EU. I worked in Holland for years and they didn't even know what
measures were.''
Which explains the attraction for a pub that refuses to surrender the
spirit, if not the measure, of the quarter gill. One thing is certain.
Whether it is the Aberdonian's dram, the Glaswegian's hauf, the
Edinburgher's nip, the Borderer's wee goldie, the tourist's Scotch, or
the toff's large one, there are some names that legislation cannot
obliterate, and that in itself creates a nonsense of the Euro objective
to standardise the serious business of ordering a drink.
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