June Brown, star of EastEnders, is coming to the Fringe -- and
Edinburgh won't know what's hit it.
SOAP queens and their entourages, don't you just love them? Here we
are on a blistering hot day in boring Boreham Wood. We are on the
hangar-like set of EastEnders, with a cast of several. All The Herald
wanted was a one-to-one interview with June Brown, who is that soap's
soothsayer of the spindriers, camp old Dot Cotton.
But it is not to be. When we are not traipsing around the Elstree
studios with an Australian photographer, a budding playwright and
erstwhile groupie, who is carrying Brown's Burberry handbag for her, a
make-up artist (Brown's 32-year-old daughter, Sophie), and your reporter
puffing along behind with her own two bags of luggage, we are all
crammed into this Portakabin of a dressing room, with everyone talking
at once. And my tape recorder is in a twist.
Meanwhile, Brown keeps moaning in best Dot Cotton tradition: ''Hang
on, I've lost me thread!''
It would have been easier and quieter to have sat on King's Cross
station and conducted the interview, or at least a similar exercise in
displacement activity, in the company of hundreds of commuters. At least
I'd have been able to avail myself of one of British Rail's luggage
trolleys.
Dot is the one who is forever wandering around the launderette,
beating her boney bosom, and wailing, ''Woe! Woe! Thrice woe!'' I know
the feeling. Two hours on, I taxi away from the studios, arms aching,
ears ringing, and not having had a proper or, indeed, improper
conversation with anyone. Oh, woe is me!
I am here, it says in my notebook, to talk to Brown and her protege,
one Matthew Westwood, a 21-year-old from Chorleywood, about their
intended foray on to the Edinburgh Festival Fringe, with a tragi-comedy
written by Westwood. Brown will direct, as well as act in the play. But
come with me to the Portakabin and eavesdrop on a morning in the life of
soap-star.
''Clear away all that fan-mail and sit on the bed,'' invites Brown,
fidgeting and fiddling with kettle and instant coffee, and lighting up
the first of many mentholated cigarettes. ''Sorry, but it's utter chaos
in here,'' she says, looking in despair at the wilting plants and piles
of photographs waiting to be signed for adoring fans.
''We really must get this lot out of the way, Matthew, before I
leave,'' she announces to her author. Dot Cotton exits from EastEnders
some time in the autumn, although Brown leaves the cast tomorrow, having
filmed her final episodes in which it is rumoured her soap ''son'',
nasty Nick, who once attempted to poison his screen parent for her bingo
winnings, is back with his ''secret son'', who turns out to be as big a
thug as his father.
Having been upset at the sacking of her great friend Peter Dean (Pete
Beale in EE), and having her requests refused for time off for other
projects, like directing plays, and with a strong desire to spend more
time with her children and grandchildren, 65-year-old Brown is now
quitting Albert Square after eight years of tittle-tattling and several
years spent explaining the thinking behind the ERM to John Major on
Spitting Image.
So how did they meet, the woman who created the only fictional
character ever to be immortalised on the satirical puppet show and the
tyro playwright?
''Well, dear, I went to see Matthew who had produced and directed --
he likes doing everything himself, you see -- this performance he had
put on himself in Camden Town. He does it all himself, you know. He
likes being a bit like . . . Oh, who is it, what's his name? Orson
Welles! Yes, he likes being a bit of an Orson Welles. He gets a bit
impatient if anyone else does anything.
''Do show her the production photograph, Matthew. That's the poster
for our show. We have all [the four actresses -- Westwood only writes
for women] been photographed. That picture was Matthew's idea -- four
bods on a sofa. He's very clever, really he is. You see why he's an
Orson Welles. That's a joke. No, it isn't. Yes, he is. He's an Orson
Welles.''
Halting this stream of consciousness for just a moment, Westwood
demurs modestly, but adds shyly: ''I know what you mean . . . ''
''Oh, it's such a lovely story; a lovely story,'' says Brown. ''Now,
what was I saying? Oh no, I've lost me thread again. I'm always doing
that, going off at a tangent. Just like Dot, I'm always talking in
cliches. I'm forever coming out with these Dot-isms. Gawd knows what
would have happened if I'd been doing nothing but Shakespeare for eight
years.''
Hold on a minute. What's a lovely story?
''He wrote me a letter when he was 13 and I thought it was so
intelligent, particularly for a teenage boy -- I have one son and four
daughters of my own -- that I was quite intrigued. So I rang him up
because I do so hate writing meself,'' she points to the aforementioned
unanswered fan mail.
''I've inherited that job,'' interjects Westwood, with a satisfied
smile.
''Anyway, Matthew came and met me and he brought some small scripts he
had written for EastEnders.''
At 13?
''Yes, dear, so young! Well, I introduced him to lots of people and he
would have been the youngest-ever TV soap writer if it had all worked
out because my friend, the actress Gretchen Franklin [Ethel in EE], who
is a very canny lady indeed read them. She's so, oh, Matthew, what's the
word . . . Oh, dear I am off again. Where was I? What was I saying?
'Yes,' Gretchen said, 'June, the boy has a real gift for dialogue'.''
Brown, who says that, after 46 years in the profession, she has little
confidence in her own judgment, then told Westwood she would direct one
of his plays. This she did, in Camden last year, when it received some
''rather good
notices''. They then planned to
expand it and take it to San Francisco, where there is a huge fan club
for EastEnders. Indeed, she goes over regularly to meet Dot Cotton's
camp followers in the States. ''They really like Dot. Many gays have a
good sense of humour and they like the wit I hopefully put into my
performances. Certainly, if I had played Dot as a straight character,
she would have been a very boring woman indeed.''
''Dot's so funny, isn't she,'' says Westwood to no one in particular.
''So funny and so sad.''
AT THIS point, enter Sophie to shower in her mother's bathroom and to
make-up Brown for the photographs. ''Just tap me up, dear,'' says Brown,
''I can talk while she's doing it, as long as she doesn't make me look
like a raddled old bag. I can talk through anything. I even talked while
I was having my tonsils removed in Ardentinny when I was in the ATS.''
While Sophie ''taps up'' her mother, Westwood ushers in John Altman
[Nick in EE] to say a quick hello, offering: ''Sometimes I have to pinch
myself. I can't believe all this is happening to me! I was addictive
(sic) to soaps. I wrote to them all, you know. All the women in
Coronation Street and Brookside, they are all so funny. A lot of women
bore me, but I love the strong women in soaps.
''For instance, I went to Spain for a week because June and I intended
to bring two plays to Edinburgh and I wanted to write a play with Polly
Perkins [Eldorado's Trish Valentine] based on the six weeks in her life
when her partner and girlfriend died of cancer.''
Brown interrupts: ''But it all became too complicated, and now I think
about it, it would have been a nightmare.''
Westwood, who has just left Bristol University, where he has been
studying film and drama, encouraged by Brown, adds: ''I used to be a
piano player and an athlete, but I have given it all up for this. I
mean, there I was at 16, standing at the EastEnders' gates, waiting for
Susan Tully's autograph [Michelle] and now I've actually made a film
with her. It's all thanks to June.''
So serendipity brought the pair together?
''Oooh, what a big word!'' Westwood squeals. ''What does that mean?
None of my characters would know that word, would they, June?'' Dragging
on her cigarette, Brown interrupts: ''It's a perfectly lovely word,
dear. Oh, what does it mean . . . '' At this point, I make an excuse and
leave, feeling slightly needled by the young Orson Welles, and with a
dozen loose threads hanging on my tangled tape.
* Small Fish, Big Pond Theatre Co.'s production of Double D is
at the Assembly Rooms, George Street, Edinburgh, August 13-September
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