With Burnistoun returning to TV for a one-off special this Monday night on BBC 1, we’ve rounded up our fave five sketches from the comedy show.
Biscuity Boyle
A washed up former athlete and 'Burnistoun's favourite son' haplessly tries to score himself a date with disastrous results.
Denim Jaiskit
Gullible car boot sale customer gets fleeced over a 'quality denim jaiskit.'
Up the Road
A tough-talking gay couple unwittingly visit student cafes, spit-and-sawdust pubs and posh restaurants, insult everyone around them and then go UP THE ROAD.
Quality Polis
Reckless police officers McGregor and Toshan make half-baked attempts at upholding justice and peace in the local community.
Lift Sketch
Two frustrated residents try to work the new voice-activated elevator which doesn't understand the Glaswegian accent.
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