THE notion of Bonnie Tyler performing Total Eclipse of the Heart during the forthcoming August solar eclipse, on a cruise ship (“Tyler ready for real eclipse hit”, The Herald, August 18) was doubtless conjured up by the same sort of individual who thinks comparison website adverts are funny, socks with sandals is a daring fashion statement, and smartphone app-ordered takeaways rather than learning to cook properly constitutes a lifestyle choice. May they rot and perish.

Mark Boyle,

15 Linn Park Gardens,

Johnstone.