Naughty

NAOMI Campbell is to be honoured at upcoming New York Fashion Week, celebrating her “storied” career. Wonder if the clothes horse’s “story” will recall the times she “telephoned” her assistants, on the head, and will it mention the head of Elite model agency’s description of her as being “Manipulative, rude, scheming and impossible”?

SIR David Jason reckons his Del Boy character would have backed Brexit, as “a nice little earner.” Wonder what Only Fools and Horses creator John Sullivan would have said about an actor determining what his character was likely to say?

NICE

BET Winston Churchill would grin at the realisation his grandson Sir Nicholas Soames has such a nice turn of phrase. After Nigel Farage Tweeted news of his Brexit tour of the Antipodes, Sir Nicholas Tweeted back “Nuclear powered, chateau-bottled t***. By the way, no need to come back.”

JAMIE Oliver has always been candid, but until now has never revealed he was once hated by men. “I got chased and punched a few times, I had loads of abuse,” he recalls. The reason? When men came home from work and said to their partners “What’s for dinner, women would point to the telly and say “If that 23 year-old can cook for his family so can you.”