Mention the phrase 'Qualifying School' to a golfer and, more often than not, you'll be greeted with the kind of horrified glare that's usually reserved for a gaping leg wound.
European Tour rookie Branden Grace of South Africa has seemingly come from nowhere to become a double title-holder. Picture: Getty
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Nick Rodger
Utter those same words across the Atlantic at the moment, though, and there's a good chance the response will be one of nostalgia and misty-eyed sentiment.
Those sunny serenaders, the Beach Boys, may not have been renowned for their golfing prowess but their jaunty old number Be True To Your School could be used as a fitting soundtrack to the current shenanigans taking place within the PGA Tour.