Mournfully queuing in the all-night garage to purchase a bottle of anti-freeze and a withered bunch of carnations, that look as if they have been plucked from a hanging basket outside the Gates of Hades, is hardly one of the great romantic gestures.
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The sky's the limit, if Gallacher can sort out his putting woes
Unless you're bracketed with the world's most amorous adventurers – Casanova, Romeo, Cyrano de Bergerac, Alan Titchmarsh – Valentine's Day can be a period of furious anguish for the male masses.
