What’s the story?

The British Academy Television Awards take place tomorrow.

Weren’t they held in January?

Those were the common or garden National Television Awards on ITV. These are the Baftas, dahling.

Will you be wearing a tiara to watch?

Of course.

Who is up for one of those creepy masks?

Stars and makers of Killing Eve, Bodyguard, and A Very English Scandal hope to be going home with the internationally acclaimed awards designed by American sculptor Mitzi Cunliffe in 1955.

Any chance of handbags at dawn?

There were some British eyebrows raised over the inclusion of Killing Eve, which had its first run in the US, but the row soon blew over.

Because we all love its writer, Phoebe Waller Bridge?

It is the law.

Other likely winners?

Jodie Comer and Sandra Oh of Killing Eve are competing for best actress, while Hugh Grant (A Very English Scandal) and Benedict Cumberbatch (Patrick Melrose) will slug it out for best actor.

And of course Scotland’s Richard Madden, the Bodyguard?

Not nominated.

The hottest actor of the moment snubbed?

Quite. Silly Baftas.