The Diary

Salad days with comedian Milton Jones

Herald Diary: Numbers up for a diet regime
WE’RE sad to hear that model Jerry Hall has divorced Rupert Murdoch after six years of marriage. Murdoch is, of course, a famous media magnate. We’re not entirely sure what a magnate is, but it’s probably similar to a magnet, which means that little chunks of metal, such as pound coins, are attracted to Murdoch’s person, going someway to explaining why he’s so rich.