What's the story?
The latest series of ITV2 reality television show Love Island ends on Monday (July 29).
Already? That was quick.
Eight weeks.
So, what have we learned?
Well, for starters there was a bombshell revelation: Edinburgh is in Scotland.
Come again?
In one memorable exchange Belle Hassan, coupled with Airdrie gym owner Anton Danyluk, was given an impromptu geography lesson about the location of the Scottish capital.
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Later, when chatting with fellow islanders Jourdan Riane and Joanna Chimonides, the trio pondered whether Italy is in Rome or Rome is in Italy. Having deduced that Rome is the capital of Italy, Riane confidently stated that Barcelona is also in Italy.
Hopefully someone bought them a map. Was that the worst of it?
Not even close.
What do you mean?
Tommy Fury asked his partner Molly-Mae Hague if she knew when the First World War started. Her first guess was 1964 and the second was 1942. Fury incorrectly told her it was 1931.
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Blimey. What else?
We've seen a man getting his backside shaved and another man claim that his head did a "560-degree turn" which, while there doesn't seem to be any footage, sounds quite the spectacle.
What we need here is a catchphrase.
It is what it is.
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