Mark Smith: We will not fix Glasgow until we fix the bins
The man who fitted my dishwasher the other week used to work on the bins in Glasgow and told me how one day – in a story revealing him to be the hardest man the city has ever seen – he punched a rat in the face. Apparently, the animal lunged at him while he was emptying a bin and it seemed like his only option was an uppercut to its whiskery snout. It’s the perfect Glasgow anecdote really: violent, but funny.